Idea harvesting
The corporate practice of collecting ideas from employees, usually to ignore them completely while claiming to value innovation.
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The corporate practice of collecting ideas from employees, usually to ignore them completely while claiming to value innovation.
Generate new ideas through brainstorming.
A corporate way of saying "think" that makes brainstorming sound like a revolutionary business process, usually involving sticky notes and zero actual ideas.
A fancy way to say "thinking" that makes the simple act of having ideas sound like a formal business process requiring special skills and expensive consultants.
A meeting where people come up with ideas that will never be implemented, but everyone feels creative.
A database that connects different identifiers to create a unified view of a customer across devices and channels.
The process of matching different identifiers to determine they belong to the same person or entity.
Shopping experiences that use virtual or augmented reality to create engaging, interactive buying experiences.
A grammatically incorrect way to use "impact" as a verb when you could just say "affect" or "influence" like a normal person who speaks English properly.
A wordy, pretentious way to say "because" that makes simple explanations sound more complex and important than they actually are.
Being kept informed.
A corporate euphemism for "maybe someday" that makes wishful thinking sound like a strategic plan, usually used when people want to avoid admitting nothing is actually happening.
Overwhelmed by detail or excessive work, usually because no one planned properly and now you're drowning in the consequences of poor decision-making.
Getting into details, which is great until you realize you're lost in the details.
An area of expertise.
Making sure everyone's rewards are tied to the same goals, which is impossible but sounds good in theory.
Give someone a reason or reward to act.
To motivate people with rewards, which works great until you run out of money.
Design approach that considers the needs of people with diverse abilities and backgrounds from the start.
The additional value generated by a marketing campaign beyond what would have happened naturally.
A programming concept where code runs continuously without end, often unintentionally causing system crashes.
A web design pattern where content loads continuously as users scroll, like a bottomless pit of information.
Corporate speak for 'important moment,' used to make routine business decisions sound more significant and strategic.
A self-reinforcing cycle where influencer content drives engagement, which attracts more influencers, creating a virtuous cycle.
A meaningless adjective that has been so overused in marketing that it now means absolutely nothing and should be banned from all product descriptions.
The process of converting data insights into concrete business actions and decisions.
Refine something through multiple versions.
To make quick changes based on feedback, which usually means changing everything every week.