2.0
A corporate way of saying "we fixed some stuff" that makes minor updates sound like revolutionary breakthroughs, usually followed by 3.0, 4.0, and so on.
Corporate Buzzword Dictionary
Decode business jargon with satirical definitions and related terms. Browse 1,157 entries.
30000 foot view
Let's step back and look at this at a higher level.
80/20
Achieve the majority of impact with minimal effort.
800-pound gorilla
A dominant company or force in an industry that everyone is afraid to challenge, even though they're usually just a regular company with better marketing and more money to throw around.
ABM (account-based marketing)
A marketing strategy that treats individual accounts as markets of one, focusing on high-value prospects with personalized campaigns.
AI copilots
AI-related corporate buzzword that sounds futuristic but usually means "we're not sure how this works yet."
AI governance
AI-related corporate buzzword that sounds futuristic but usually means "we're not sure how this works yet."
AI hallucination
AI-related corporate buzzword that sounds futuristic but usually means "we're not sure how this works yet."
AI-first
AI-related corporate buzzword that sounds futuristic but usually means "we're not sure how this works yet."
API-first
A development approach that prioritizes building APIs before user interfaces, making everything programmable and integrable.
ASAP
As soon as possible.
ASAP
Acronym for 'as soon as possible'; used to indicate urgency.
Above my paygrade
Outside the scope of your responsibility; needs to be addressed by someone higher up.
Act your wage
The passive-aggressive corporate philosophy that suggests employees should only work as hard as their salary justifies, often used to justify minimal effort or quiet quitting.
Action item
A task that must be completed, usually arising from a meeting.
Action item
A corporate euphemism for "thing we'll never actually do" that makes procrastination sound like a sophisticated project management technique, usually followed by creating 47 more action items.
Actionable
Something clear enough to act upon.
Actionable Items
A task or action that needs to be performed by an individual or team; essentially a to-do list.
Actionable Items
A task or action that needs to be performed by an individual or team; essentially a to-do list.
Actionable insights
Business jargon for 'useful information,' often used to describe data that everyone already knew but now has a fancy name.
Actionize
To turn a noun into a verb because saying 'take action' is apparently too simple for corporate America.
Add value
Contribute something meaningful or useful.
Agenda
A corporate list of topics that promises to make meetings productive, usually containing 47 items and running 3 hours longer than scheduled.
Agentic workflows
Workplace buzzword that makes employment sound like a revolutionary new concept.
Agile Alignment
Agile Alignment is a shiny phrase that tends to generate more steering committees than real outcomes.
Agile Architecture
Engaging in hyper-accelerated constructivism wherein the foundational design morphs mid-conception, facilitating a synergistic paradigm shift for avant-garde facilitation.
Agile Blueprint
Agile Blueprint promises sweeping change, though in practice it’s usually just a rebrand of existing processes.
Agile Ecosystem
Agile Ecosystem is a shiny phrase that tends to generate more steering committees than real outcomes.
Agile Engagement
Despite its futuristic vibe, Agile Engagement often results in the same status quo under a trendier label.
Agile Framework
Executives use Agile Framework to inspire confidence, while the rest of the team quietly Googles it.
Agile Initiative
When someone says Agile Initiative, it’s often code for ‘we don’t really know what this means, but it sounds innovative.’
Agile Integration
Agile Integration sounds like the future but usually translates into another layer of PowerPoint slides.
Agile Journey
More of a mantra than a method, Agile Journey thrives in quarterly reports and keynote speeches.
Agile Loop
A never-ending cycle of meetings, retrospectives, and planning sessions that makes you feel productive while actually accomplishing nothing. The corporate version of running in circles.
Agile Metric
More of a mantra than a method, Agile Metric thrives in quarterly reports and keynote speeches.
Agile Mindset
Agile Mindset is a shiny phrase that tends to generate more steering committees than real outcomes.
Agile Optimization
Think of Agile Optimization as corporate poetry: pretty words, little substance.
Agile Orchestration
When someone says Agile Orchestration, it’s often code for ‘we don’t really know what this means, but it sounds innovative.’
Agile Paradigm
More of a mantra than a method, Agile Paradigm thrives in quarterly reports and keynote speeches.
Agile Pipeline
Think of Agile Pipeline as corporate poetry: pretty words, little substance.