In the pipeline
A corporate euphemism for "maybe someday" that makes wishful thinking sound like a strategic plan, usually used when people want to avoid admitting nothing is actually happening.
Examples
Examples:
- "We have deals in the pipeline." (we have deals that may or may not happen)
- "The pipeline looks strong." (the pipeline looks like wishful thinking)
- "Pipeline management is key." (managing our fantasies is key)
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