Action item

A corporate euphemism for "thing we'll never actually do" that makes procrastination sound like a sophisticated project management technique, usually followed by creating 47 more action items.

"Examples:\n- "Let's add this as an action item." (let's add this to the list of things we'll ignore)\n- "We have 47 action items from this meeting." (we have 47 things we'll never accomplish)\n- "Action items are our top priority." (action items are things we pretend to care about)"