Bandwidth

A pretentious way of saying 'I'm too busy' or 'I don't want to do this' while making it sound like a technical limitation. Because apparently 'time' wasn't corporate enough.

"Examples: - "I don't have the bandwidth to attend another meeting about meetings." - "We need to check everyone's bandwidth before assigning more projects." - "My bandwidth is maxed out, but I can squeeze in one more pointless task.""