Bandwidth
A pretentious way of saying 'I'm too busy' or 'I don't want to do this' while making it sound like a technical limitation. Because apparently 'time' wasn't corporate enough.
Examples
Examples:
- "I don't have the bandwidth to attend another meeting about meetings."
- "We need to check everyone's bandwidth before assigning more projects."
- "My bandwidth is maxed out, but I can squeeze in one more pointless task."
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550 views • Created 11/14/2024
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