Brain dump
Putting all the thoughts in your head onto paper or sharing knowledge quickly.
Decode business jargon with satirical definitions and related terms. Browse 55 entries — page 2 of 2.
Putting all the thoughts in your head onto paper or sharing knowledge quickly.
To share all your random thoughts at once because organizing them would require actual effort.
A phrase used to dismiss complex tasks as simple, usually by people who have never performed brain surgery and underestimate both the task and actual brain surgery.
A corporate euphemism for "force people to work together" that makes organizational dysfunction sound like a strategic initiative, usually followed by creating 47 new committees that don't actually communicate.
Physical business locations that exist in the real world, as opposed to the digital realm where most corporate buzzwords are born and thrive.
To contribute something valuable, usually used when someone wants to sound important but doesn't actually have anything useful to offer.
A corporate euphemism for "annoying" that makes repetitive behavior sound like a communication strategy, usually used by people who keep saying the same thing because nobody is listening.
A corporate euphemism for "categories" that makes basic organization sound like sophisticated analysis, usually used when people want to sound smart about putting things in groups.
The way things have always been done, which is usually the problem we're trying to solve.
The reasoning for why something makes business sense.
Something that supposedly motivates business decisions, which is usually just the CEO's mood.
Keeping your business clean and organized, which is great until you realize it's impossible.
A payment method that allows customers to purchase items and pay for them in installments over time.
Getting people to pretend they support your terrible idea so they can't blame you when it fails, which it inevitably will.
Getting people to pretend they support your terrible idea so they can't blame you when it fails.