White Paper
A pretentious way to describe a long, boring document that nobody reads, usually written to make simple information sound complex and important.
Examples
Examples:
- "We published a white paper on the topic." (we wrote a long document)
- "Our white paper explains the process." (our document describes things)
- "The white paper is comprehensive." (the document is long)
Tags
pretentiousboringunreadcompleximportant
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