Strategic plan
A document that outlines what a company plans to do, usually written by consultants who charge $500 an hour to create something that gets filed away and never looked at again.
Examples
Examples:
- "Our strategic plan calls for growth." (we want to get bigger)
- "The strategic plan is comprehensive." (the plan covers things)
- "We need to follow our strategic plan." (we need to do what we planned)
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documentconsultantsexpensivefiled-awayunused
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