Rocket science
A corporate euphemism for "not that hard" that makes simple tasks sound like they require advanced degrees, usually used by people who can't actually do the simple task.
Examples
Examples:
- "This isn't rocket science." (this isn't that hard, but I can't do it)
- "We need rocket science for this." (we need to overcomplicate this simple thing)
- "Rocket science would be easier." (this simple task is somehow harder than rocket science)
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euphemismsimpleadvanceddegreesovercomplicate
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