Roadmap
A corporate euphemism for "wishful thinking" that makes unrealistic plans sound like sophisticated strategy, usually created by people who have never actually completed a project on time.
Examples
Examples:
- "What's the roadmap?" (what's the fantasy timeline?)
- "The roadmap shows we're on track." (the roadmap shows we're delusional)
- "We need to update the roadmap." (we need to move all the dates back again)
Tags
euphemismwishfulunrealisticsophisticateddelusional
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