Mind meld
A corporate euphemism for "agree to disagree" that makes workplace conflicts sound like collaborative problem-solving, usually followed by everyone doing their own thing anyway.
Examples
Let's do a mind meld session to align on our strategy.
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euphemismdisagreeconflictscollaborativeproblem-solving
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