Meetingception Protocol
Meetingception Protocol: A corporate strategy designed to maximize productivity by scheduling multiple layers of meetings, ensuring that the only action taken is discussing when to discuss what should have been decided in the first meeting. It's like planning a wedding to plan the engagement party.
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In our quarterly strategy session, we’ll be implementing the Meetingception Protocol to ensure that our upcoming meetings are as productive as the last five we scheduled to discuss them.
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