Gantt chart
A corporate euphemism for "wishful thinking" that makes unrealistic timelines sound like sophisticated project management, usually created by people who have never actually completed a project on time.
Examples
Examples:
- "The Gantt chart shows we're on track." (the Gantt chart shows we're delusional)
- "We need to update the Gantt chart." (we need to move all the dates back again)
- "The Gantt chart is our roadmap." (the Gantt chart is our fantasy)
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euphemismwishfulunrealisticdelusionalfantasy
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